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Total Medals Earned: 580 (From 80 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,585 Points

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 5/24/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 28/32 (370/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 6/21/12
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 6/21/12
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/8/12
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/8/12
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 5/8/12
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Toast Master Unlocked 5/8/12
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Cavalier of Sperm Unlocked 5/8/12
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 7/14 (130/425 points)

Snailiad

First of Four Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Stinky Toe Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Defeat Stompy!
Gravity Battle Unlocked 5/11/12
10 Points
Defeat Space Box!
Victory 10 Points Win the game!
Explorer 25 Points Find 100% map!
Happy Ending 25 Points Save Sun Snail!
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find 100% items!
Homeless 50 Points Win Slug Mode!
Speedrunner 50 Points Win in less than 30 minutes!
The Gauntlet 50 Points Win Boss Rush!
Pilgrim Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snelk Hunter A Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snelk Hunter B Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Secret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/340 points)

Spike: A Love Story Too

Six Pointer Unlocked 12/15/12
10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Afternoon 5 Points You're over the hump!
Morning 5 Points You made it through the morning shift!
Rebound 5 Points You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Survived Five 5 Points You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
End of the Day 10 Points You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
Ten Down 10 Points You're getting up there!
Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points Perfect in the monster challenge
Keep on Smashing 25 Points You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Dummy Challenge 50 Points You got mad points with little to work with!
Security is Nice 50 Points You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Twenty is Plenty 50 Points You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/250 points)

Stealing the Diamond

BUNP Unlocked 5/24/12
5 Points
I TOLD you dog!
Like a D6 Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Lose 6 points
Aggressive Ending Unlocked 5/24/12
50 Points
Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending Unlocked 5/24/12
50 Points
Win the epic way
Undetected Ending Unlocked 5/24/12
50 Points
Win the undetected way
It's a Joke Guys 5 Points I did it on purpose...
01100010 10 Points 6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Failtastic 50 Points Fail 55 times
Fail Champion 100 Points Watch all 40 unique fails
Obscure Medal 100 Points You know you want this medal
tldr Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/435 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 5/28/12
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney Unlocked 6/3/12
5 Points
Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth Unlocked 5/28/12
10 Points
Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)

Super Norris Advance

BALLS OF FIRE Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Derp Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leftorioum Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger Unlocked 5/11/12
5 Points
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Peacekeeper Unlocked 5/11/12
10 Points
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defening Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)

That Falling Music Game

Do that again! Unlocked 6/19/12
5 Points
Play the game another time!
Getting Hot Unlocked 6/19/12
5 Points
Start to vibrate :D
Loser! Unlocked 6/19/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Calm Before the Storm 5 Points Stop to vibrate :D
The Storm before the Calm 5 Points Keep Going!
You Rock! 10 Points Play for a lot of time!

Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/35 points)

The Bear of Love

That's mean Unlocked 5/6/12
5 Points
Kill 30 people in one life
Gotta spend love to earn it Unlocked 5/6/12
10 Points
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Has anything changed? 5 Points Finish the game
Make love, not war 5 Points Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Save the trees 5 Points Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Hobo Hugger 25 Points Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Scouter? 50 Points Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Old School Gamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)